1. Memory Loss
Doctor: “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss.”
Patient: “Oh no, what’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “You already asked me that.”
2. Name in History
Doctor: “Do you want the good news or the bad news first?”
Patient: “Good news, please.”
Doctor: “Congratulations — you’re about to have a disease named after you!”
Patient: “Wait… what was the bad news again?”
3. Birthday Burn
Patient: “Doctor, I get terrible heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Try blowing out the candles before eating it next time.”
4. Wrong Counter
Patient: “Doctor, I think I need glasses.”
Teller: “You sure do. This is a bank.”
Doctor (from behind): “And I’m just here for the free pens.”
5. Broken Arm
Patient: “Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.”
Doctor: “Then maybe stop visiting those places.”
Patient: “But that’s where my in-laws live…”
Doctor: “Exactly.”
