1. Doctors’ Pay
So I had a plumber over to my house last week to fix some pipes. After he finished he handed me the bill and my jaw dropped. I said ” I don’t make that much and I am a Pediatrician”. He looked at me and said ” I didn’t make that much when I was a Pediatrician either”.
2. Surgeons and Anaesthetists
While still sitting on the runway, before the plane even takes off, a flight attendant announces, “Excuse me, do we have an anesthesiologist on board?”
An anesthesiologist does happen to be on the plane and she pushes the call button. “Yes? What’s going on? Do you need an intubation?”
“Oh, no,” the flight attendant reassures her, “but the surgeon in 3C needs you to put his tray table up for takeoff.”
3. Thermometers… Check First
Q: What’s the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
A: The taste.
4. How do you hide a $50 bill?
From a hospitalist? Underneath a patients dressing
From a surgeon? In the chart
From a orthopod? In a textbook?
From a neurosurgeon? On their kid’s forehead
From a dermatologist? You can’t hide $50 from a dermatologist
